Throughout all of history, by which I mean the last 20 or 30 years, men and women have tried to decode the opposite sex. Whether for sex, marriage, or love pop psychologists and self-help fluffers have tried to shine a light on the mysteries of the sexes. There have been:

• Women Who Love Too Much by Robin Norwood : Norwood reveals…SHOCKER! You cannot change men.
• Men are from Mars Women are from Venus by John Gray: Homosexual divorcee Gray reveals the secret to a successful marriage to a woman. ..acknowledge you are different genders.
• He’s Just Not that Into You by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo: Two TV writers take a few too many pages to state the obvious….if he isn’t calling he isn’t interested.

I hate to break it to you but these are not magical tomes that hold the secrets to dating. These are basically written to capitalize on women’s hopes to decode men and male hopes to get inside the ladies.

To counter that, I offer you one simple secret that will change your life: Men are Assholes and Women are Stupid. It may sound really offensive at first but take a second to think it through.

Men are selfish, horny, and willing to lie, cheat, and steal for sex. They will sleep with your sister, forget your birthday, and be ambivalent to your existence.
Women withhold sex in the hopes of controlling men and getting a commitment, they imbue simple scenarios with emotions and fantastical possibilities, and take advice about men from OTHER WOMEN?!?

It may not be PC, it may not sound sweet on paper, but in my many years of dating men and women and being in the confidence of both parties I figured I would share my findings. I will warn you that I am not a doctor, psychologist, or even a TV writer but I am a student of the human condition and hell it’s the X century and I have a blog.

For more check out:
Part 1: Men: They Shoot Pigs Don’t They?